type slowly
I know you ALL want a USB Typewriter!
via: The USB Typewriter Makes Typing On iPad Even Slower on Gizmodo
(bonus Pavement points for the song title reference as the subject.)
firemen bleed hydrant, or, blackberry pictures sure are lame
bbldldllrlrrrggghh
- (((note: 5.2 stars on IMDB. Please!)))
- [Earl is on the phone with Chic, the locksmith, and Vic is listening on the other line]
- Earl Keese: Hello, Chic? It's Earl.
- Chic: Earl! Earl who?
- Earl Keese: Hey, no jokes, will ya? I need the name of that locksmith you used that time. I broke a key off. I got two lunatics locked in my basement.
- Vic: [makes unintelligible noises]
- Chic: What? What did you say?
- Vic: [disguising voice] I said blow it out your ass, wimp.
- Chic: Is somebody on this line?
- Vic: Just you and me, asshole.
- Earl Keese: [to Enid] That bastard's on the phone!
- Chic: Well you called me, didn't ya?
- Earl Keese: Not you!
- Vic: Me!
- Earl Keese: Get off the line, Vic!
- Chic: Who's Vic?
- Earl Keese: He lives next door.
- Vic: Nobody lives next door, Earl!
- Chic: That's right!
- Earl Keese: Christ.
- Vic: Earl, have you been drinking?
- Chic: What the hell is going on?
- Earl Keese: Never mind, forget it!
- Vic: And don't ever call here again!
- [click]
- (((note: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082801/)))
Smack!
Don’t mess with the skeleton bride!
Half.com recommendations for me. Weird.
Squirrel
Probably on the wrong mailing list, yet again.
(Although I might take that robot, that thing with the arrows, and the Chinese Michael Jackson release.)
Reuters - Handbook of Journalism
The Reuters Handbook of Journalism is now online.
Weather forecasters are often wrong.
No one is swimming.
