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It say, “It don’t count ’less it sells”
-“Union Sundown,” B.D., Infidels
(leftpedal AT gmail.com)</description><title>Leftpedal</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @leftpedal)</generator><link>http://leftpedal.com/</link><item><title>Double dip</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I feel like I&amp;#8217;m stuck in that neverending (and odd) rasta song stuck in the middle of Pre-Milennium Tension. Literally and figuratively. The guy next to me on the subway had the exact same intonation and lilt and drawl, everything, from the song. And even post-2000, we have not reached the fin de siecle. Or are the cycles just becoming shorter?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/10554882090</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/10554882090</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 12:48:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>World on a Wire</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loqscnO2Vp1qz839jo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;World on a Wire&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/7930281755</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/7930281755</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 11:57:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Not the Top 25 Articles from the Journal of Chromatography A</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;!-- Converted from text/plain format --&gt;Well, well, well&amp;#8230; another list of stuff that you don&amp;#8217;t care about.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;And to think, I was just going to give you the Top 25 Articles from the Journal of Chromatography A&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Instead, I can give you the &lt;a target="_self" href="http://top25.sciencedirect.com/index.php?acc=t&amp;amp;cat_id=31"&gt;ScienceDirect Top 25 Articles across ALL subject areas, January to March 2011&lt;/a&gt;. Awesome!(?)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;1. Encapsulation of polyphenols - a review • Review article&lt;br/&gt;Trends in Food Science &amp;amp; Technology, Volume 21, Issue 10, October 2010, Pages 510-523&lt;br/&gt;Fang, Z.; Bhandari, B.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;2. The Hallmarks of Cancer • Review article&lt;br/&gt;Cell, Volume 100, Issue 1, January 2000, Pages 57-70&lt;br/&gt;Hanahan, D.; Weinberg, R.A.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;3. Hallmarks of Cancer: The Next Generation • Review article&lt;br/&gt;Cell, Volume 144, Issue 5, March 2011, Pages 646-674&lt;br/&gt;Hanahan, D.; Weinberg, Robert A.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;4. Intercellular Nanotubes Mediate Bacterial Communication • Article&lt;br/&gt;Cell, Volume 144, Issue 4, February 2011, Pages 590-600&lt;br/&gt;Dubey, G.P.; Ben-Yehuda, S.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;5. Synthesis of multifractional Gaussian noises based on variable-order fractional operators • Article&lt;br/&gt;Signal Processing, Volume 91, Issue 7, July 2011, Pages 1645-1650&lt;br/&gt;Sheng, H.; Sun, H.; Chen, Y.; Qiu, T.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;6. Robust FIR equalization for time-varying communication channels with intermittent observations via an LMI approach • Article&lt;br/&gt;Signal Processing, Volume 91, Issue 7, July 2011, Pages 1651-1658&lt;br/&gt;Zhang, H.; Shi, Y.; Saadat Mehr, A.; Huang, H.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;7. Users of the world, unite! The challenges and opportunities of Social Media • Article&lt;br/&gt;Business Horizons, Volume 53, Issue 1, January 2010, Pages 59-68&lt;br/&gt;Kaplan, A.M.; Haenlein, M.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;8. Reference Maps of Human ES and iPS Cell Variation Enable High-Throughput Characterization of Pluripotent Cell Lines • Article&lt;br/&gt;Cell, Volume 144, Issue 3, February 2011, Pages 439-452&lt;br/&gt;Bock, C.; Kiskinis, E.; Verstappen, G.; Gu, H.; Boulting, G.; Smith, Z.D.; Ziller, M.; Croft, G.F.; Amoroso, M.W.; Oakley, D.H.; Gnirke, A.; Eggan, K.; Meissner, A.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;9. Induction of Pluripotent Stem Cells from Mouse Embryonic and Adult Fibroblast Cultures by Defined Factors • Article&lt;br/&gt;Cell, Volume 126, Issue 4, August 2006, Pages 663-676&lt;br/&gt;Takahashi, K.; Yamanaka, S.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;10. Effect of daily aspirin on long-term risk of death due to cancer: analysis of individual patient data from randomised trials • Article&lt;br/&gt;The Lancet, Volume 377, Issue 9759, January 2011, Pages 31-41&lt;br/&gt;Rothwell, P.M.; Fowkes, F.G.R.; Belch, J.F.; Ogawa, H.; Warlow, C.P.; Meade, T.W.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;11. IL-7 Engages Multiple Mechanisms to Overcome Chronic Viral Infection and Limit Organ Pathology • Article&lt;br/&gt;Cell, Volume 144, Issue 4, February 2011, Pages 601-613&lt;br/&gt;Pellegrini, M.; Calzascia, T.; Toe, J.G.; Preston, S.P.; Lin, A.E.; Elford, A.R.; Shahinian, A.; Lang, P.A.; Lang, K.S.; Morre, M.; Assouline, B.; Lahl, K.; Sparwasser, T.; Tedder, T.F.; Paik, J.h.; DePinho, R.A.; Basta, S.; Ohashi, P.S.; Mak, T.W.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;12. Identification of Aneuploidy-Selective Antiproliferation Compounds • Article&lt;br/&gt;Cell, Volume 144, Issue 4, February 2011, Pages 499-512&lt;br/&gt;Tang, Y.C.; Williams, B.R.; Siegel, J.J.; Amon, A.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;13. Effects of a restricted elimination diet on the behaviour of children with attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder (INCA study): a randomised controlled trial • Article&lt;br/&gt;The Lancet, Volume 377, Issue 9764, February 2011, Pages 494-503&lt;br/&gt;Pelsser, L.M.; Frankena, K.; Toorman, J.; Savelkoul, H.F.; Dubois, A.E.; Pereira, R.R.; Haagen, T.A.; Rommelse, N.N.; Buitelaar, J.K.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;14. National, regional, and global trends in body-mass index since 1980: systematic analysis of health examination surveys and epidemiological studies with 960 country-years and 9.1 million participants • Article&lt;br/&gt;The Lancet, Volume 377, Issue 9765, February 2011, Pages 557-567&lt;br/&gt;Finucane, M.M.; Stevens, G.A.; Cowan, M.J.; Danaei, G.; Lin, J.K.; Paciorek, C.J.; Singh, G.M.; Gutierrez, H.R.; Lu, Y.; Bahalim, A.N.; Farzadfar, F.; Riley, L.M.; Ezzati, M.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;15. Paternally Induced Transgenerational Environmental Reprogramming of Metabolic Gene Expression in Mammals • Article&lt;br/&gt;Cell, Volume 143, Issue 7, December 2010, Pages 1084-1096&lt;br/&gt;Carone, B.R.; Fauquier, L.; Habib, N.; Shea, J.M.; Hart, C.E.; Li, R.; Bock, C.; Li, C.; Gu, H.; Zamore, P.D.; Meissner, A.; Weng, Z.; Hofmann, H.A.; Friedman, N.; Rando, O.J.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;16. Activation of Multiple Proto-oncogenic Tyrosine Kinases in Breast Cancer via Loss of the PTPN12 Phosphatase • Article&lt;br/&gt;Cell, Volume 144, Issue 5, March 2011, Pages 703-718&lt;br/&gt;Sun, T.; Aceto, N.; Meerbrey, Kristen L.; Kessler, Jessica D.; Zhou, C.; Migliaccio, I.; Nguyen, Don X.; Pavlova, Natalya N.; Botero, M.; Huang, J.; Bernardi, Ronald J.; Schmitt, E.; Hu, G.; Li, M.Z.; Dephoure, N.; Gygi, Steven P.; Rao, M.; Creighton, Cha&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;17. Skin Stem Cells Orchestrate Directional Migration by Regulating Microtubule-ACF7 Connections through GSK3¿&amp;#160;• Article&lt;br/&gt;Cell, Volume 144, Issue 3, February 2011, Pages 341-352&lt;br/&gt;Wu, X.; Shen, Q.T.; Oristian, D.S.; Lu, C.P.; Zheng, Q.; Wang, H.W.; Fuchs, E.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;18. Epigenetics in Alternative Pre-mRNA Splicing • Review article&lt;br/&gt;Cell, Volume 144, Issue 1, January 2011, Pages 16-26&lt;br/&gt;Luco, R.F.; Allo, M.; Schor, I.E.; Kornblihtt, A.R.; Misteli, T.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;19. Identification of Candidate IgG Biomarkers for Alzheimer&amp;#8217;s Disease via Combinatorial Library Screening • Article&lt;br/&gt;Cell, Volume 144, Issue 1, January 2011, Pages 132-142&lt;br/&gt;Reddy, M.M.; Wilson, R.; Wilson, J.; Connell, S.; Gocke, A.; Hynan, L.; German, D.; Kodadek, T.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;20. Control of the Embryonic Stem Cell State • Review article&lt;br/&gt;Cell, Volume 144, Issue 6, March 2011, Pages 940-954&lt;br/&gt;Young, Richard A.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;21. Wnt Signaling Requires Sequestration of Glycogen Synthase Kinase 3 inside Multivesicular Endosomes • Article&lt;br/&gt;Cell, Volume 143, Issue 7, December 2010, Pages 1136-1148&lt;br/&gt;Taelman, V.F.; Dobrowolski, R.; Plouhinec, J.L.; Fuentealba, L.C.; Vorwald, P.P.; Gumper, I.; Sabatini, D.D.; De Robertis, E.M.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;22. Astrocyte-Neuron Lactate Transport Is Required for Long-Term Memory Formation • Article&lt;br/&gt;Cell, Volume 144, Issue 5, March 2011, Pages 810-823&lt;br/&gt;Suzuki, A.; Stern, Sarah A.; Bozdagi, O.; Huntley, George W.; Walker, Ruth H.; Magistretti, Pierre J.; Alberini, Cristina M.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;23. College students&amp;#8217;social networking experiences on Facebook • Article&lt;br/&gt;Journal of Applied Developmental Psychology, Volume 30, Issue 3, May 2009, Pages 227-238&lt;br/&gt;Pempek, T.A.; Yermolayeva, Y.A.; Calvert, S.L.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;24. Endocrine Regulation of Male Fertility by the Skeleton • Article&lt;br/&gt;Cell, Volume 144, Issue 5, March 2011, Pages 796-809&lt;br/&gt;Oury, F.; Sumara, G.; Sumara, O.; Ferron, M.; Chang, H.; Smith, Charles E.; Hermo, L.; Suarez, S.; Roth, Bryan L.; Ducy, P.; Karsenty, G.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;25. Personality and motivations associated with Facebook use • Article&lt;br/&gt;Computers in Human Behavior, Volume 25, Issue 2, March 2009, Pages 578-586&lt;br/&gt;Ross, C.; Orr, E.S.; Sisic, M.; Arseneault, J.M.; Simmering, M.G.; Orr, R.R.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/6826577022</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/6826577022</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Jun 2011 10:23:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Aww man!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lli0mg5VIf1qz839jo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Aww man!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/5667425449</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/5667425449</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2011 14:37:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Guy rocking old school Ghostbusters 2 shirt on the subway</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li5m0sBjsY1qz839jo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Guy rocking old school Ghostbusters 2 shirt on the subway&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/3898610297</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/3898610297</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2011 14:10:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldz5yhw5wQ1qz839jo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/2455960178</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/2455960178</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 Dec 2010 03:23:02 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Ahh… new Amazon recommendations</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld0o0lC11J1qz839jo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ahh… new Amazon recommendations&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/2126231681</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/2126231681</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Dec 2010 12:16:30 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Happy thanksgiving!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Thanksgiving usually brings football and maybe The Godfather trilogy and turkey and apple pie. We&amp;#8217;re gonna rock the turkey and apple pie. Our movie selection for the weekend, however: A Zed and Two Naughts The Killing Fields Badlands Velvet Goldmine Neighbors The Fountain Broken Contempt Grey Gardens Marina Abramovic documentaries&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/1677158131</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/1677158131</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Nov 2010 00:01:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Banned Books Week - September 25−October 2, 2010</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Lax as I may be, I would be remiss to not mention this.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a target="_self" href="http://www.ala.org/ala/issuesadvocacy/banned/bannedbooksweek/index.cfm"&gt;Banned Books Week - September 25−October 2, 2010&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;According to the Office for Intellectual Freedom, &lt;a target="_self" href="http://www.ala.org/ala/issuesadvocacy/banned/frequentlychallenged/challengedclassics/index.cfm"&gt;at least 46 of the Radcliffe Publishing Course Top 100 Novels of the 20th Century have been the target of ban attempts&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Number 19:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img width="200" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_O65YM8q1uZ8/RvfqErvPVII/AAAAAAAAAEs/TkRp5idAA84/s320/faulkner1.jpg" height="318"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/1082398285</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/1082398285</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 15:38:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Sriracha for days… for freegans</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l84ovrCZMM1qz839jo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sriracha for days… for freegans&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/1053905011</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/1053905011</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 12:14:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Golden Corral now has a Facebook Fan Page and Twitter page. (Golden Corral&amp;#8217;s Noblesville,...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.goldencorral.com/"&gt;Golden Corral&lt;/a&gt; now has a &lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/goldencorral"&gt;Facebook Fan Page&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/GOLDENCORRAL"&gt;Twitter page&lt;/a&gt;. (&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Noblesville-IN/Golden-Corral/77398000512"&gt;Golden Corral&amp;#8217;s Noblesville, Indiana location&lt;/a&gt; has their OWN Facebook page.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Company branding has now gone too far.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Both of these services are officially dead.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Note: please do not construe the above comment in any way denigrating toward Golden Corral, however, this company has no reason whatsoever to have a Facebook page or a Twitter feed.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There are many companies like this, but when the Facebook and Twitter icons showed up on a commercial this morning for Golden Corral&amp;#8230; it felt to me the last straw. Maybe the straw should have broken earlier, but this instance is what did it for me.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am not &amp;#8220;in advertising&amp;#8221; nor do I watch &amp;#8220;Mad Men,&amp;#8221; but I do know &amp;#8220;enough&amp;#8221; about advertising as well as marketing - I am a consumer, among having other skills, natch - but the advertisers of today seem are getting pretty damned sloppy and I truly doubt that of the Internet had existed during the time frame of &amp;#8220;Mad Men,&amp;#8221; those guys would not rely on the truly lazy routes of &amp;#8220;Web 2.0&amp;#8221; Facebook and Twitter to &amp;#8220;reach out to&amp;#8221; or &amp;#8220;track&amp;#8221; consumer interest. Duh. This is what viral marketing is not. But Golden Corral could give my family some free buffet passes. I&amp;#8217;ll take those and tell all my friends. Let&amp;#8217;s get on that. Posthaste.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Update:&lt;/strong&gt; This post is also not intended to say something like Golden Corral is not &amp;#8220;cool enough&amp;#8221; for Facebook or Twitter. Quite the opposite. Golden Corral should be above that. It&amp;#8217;s an advertising/marketing model that just does not seem to be the right direction (for almost anyone, IMHO). I&amp;#8217;m probably wrong. Maybe the military appreciation they do/sponsor, etc. wasn&amp;#8217;t building the sales they wanted. Maybe the marketing agency (or in-house team) wanted to experiment a bit or think outside the box or perhaps were even specifically tasked to explore this media zone. Or maybe someone at the top wanted to &amp;#8220;connect&amp;#8221; with a younger constituency/demographic/buffet eater. &amp;#8220;Let&amp;#8217;s drum up some business besides the repeat customer.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But something rose up inside of me to protest this&amp;#8230; this&amp;#8230; &lt;em&gt;abomination&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This advertising model sucks. Corporate Facebook Fan Pages? Corporate Twitter feeds? Golden Corral? I just don&amp;#8217;t know how else to describe it. Yuck.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Update 2:&lt;/strong&gt; Golden Corral also has their own &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/GoldenCorral"&gt;page on Youtube&lt;/a&gt;. And local Golden Corrals can get their own Twitter feeds: &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/goldencorral/local"&gt;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/goldencorral/local"&gt;http://twitter.com/goldencorral/local&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As for stats: nearly 30,000 fans on Facebook, 800 followers on Twitter as of this posting. Weird.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img width="550" src="http://images.travelpod.com/users/jamaicamenutts/atlanta.1152565320.100_2278.jpg" height="413"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/926755233</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/926755233</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2010 07:45:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>permeate special like</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Oh! Nothing like the overwhelming scent of goulash cooking at 8am at the senior center around the block!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I learned from Bobby D that &amp;#8220;they say the darkest hour starts right before the dawn.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Is the darkest hour now?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is not what &amp;#8220;Meet me in the morning&amp;#8221; is about.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But maybe the goulash is good and just takes time to simmer and bake and the flavors are infused in a special way. Very special. I will grant the possibility. I must also be permitted to say that it&amp;#8217;s a weird morning blast that no one can, or should, quite ever be ready for.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am unsettled.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/898012711</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/898012711</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 09:31:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>A faint whiff of fresh-cut watermelon (and not some weird watermelon-scented perfume or body lotion...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;A faint whiff of fresh-cut watermelon (and not some weird watermelon-scented perfume or body lotion or spritz - or so I believe) on the subway platform (for a couple of very fleeting seconds) this morning was odd, but not unwelcome.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/870724202</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/870724202</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 09:28:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>this is in my basement. this is scary. you do not want to be in...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5vg9gOwQL1qz839jo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;this is in my basement. this is scary. you do not want to be in my basement.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/837499963</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/837499963</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 15:46:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Yeoju Ceramics Expo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5lzak8SPL1qz839jo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Yeoju Ceramics Expo&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/815775629</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/815775629</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 13:01:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5ihlpk0kU1qz839jo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/807648116</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/807648116</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 15:45:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>firemen bleed hydrant, or, blackberry pictures sure are lame</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4l0mt5NNq1qz839jo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;firemen bleed hydrant, or, blackberry pictures sure are lame&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/735249103</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/735249103</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2010 13:59:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>bbldldllrlrrrggghh</title><description>(((note: 5.2 stars on IMDB. Please!)))&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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[Earl is on the phone with Chic, the locksmith, and Vic is listening on the other line] &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Earl Keese: Hello, Chic? It's Earl. &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Chic: Earl! Earl who? &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Earl Keese: Hey, no jokes, will ya? I need the name of that locksmith you used that time. I broke a key off. I got two lunatics locked in my basement. &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Vic: [makes unintelligible noises] &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Chic: What? What did you say? &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Vic: [disguising voice] I said blow it out your ass, wimp. &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Chic: Is somebody on this line? &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Vic: Just you and me, asshole. &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Earl Keese: [to Enid] That bastard's on the phone! &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Chic: Well you called me, didn't ya? &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Earl Keese: Not you! &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Vic: Me! &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Earl Keese: Get off the line, Vic! &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Chic: Who's Vic? &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Earl Keese: He lives next door. &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Vic: Nobody lives next door, Earl! &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Chic: That's right! &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Earl Keese: Christ. &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Vic: Earl, have you been drinking? &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Chic: What the hell is going on? &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Earl Keese: Never mind, forget it! &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Vic: And don't ever call here again! &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
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(((note: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082801/)))</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/726602590</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/726602590</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 17:16:32 -0400</pubDate><category>funnier in context</category></item><item><title>type slowly</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I know you ALL want a &lt;a href="http://www.usbtypewriter.com/"&gt;USB Typewriter&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;
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&lt;br/&gt; via: &lt;a href="http://gizmodo.com/5562649/the-usb-typewriter-makes-typing-on-ipad-even-slower"&gt;The USB Typewriter Makes Typing On iPad Even Slower&lt;/a&gt; on Gizmodo&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; (bonus Pavement points for the &lt;a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=type+slowly+pavement&amp;amp;ie=utf-8&amp;amp;oe=utf-8&amp;amp;aq=t&amp;amp;rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&amp;amp;client=firefox-a"&gt;song title reference&lt;/a&gt; as the subject.)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/709686128</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/709686128</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 20:43:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Countdown... Twist Of Cain</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2zCuii_c0U&amp;feature=youtube_gdata"&gt;Countdown... Twist Of Cain&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/699645013</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/699645013</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 23:26:08 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

