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It say, “It don’t count ’less it sells”
-“Union Sundown,” B.D., Infidels
(leftpedal AT gmail.com)</description><title>Leftpedal</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @leftpedal)</generator><link>http://leftpedal.com/</link><item><title>Double dip</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I feel like I’m stuck in that neverending (and odd) rasta song stuck in the middle of Pre-Milennium Tension. Literally and figuratively. The guy next to me on the subway had the exact same intonation and lilt and drawl, everything, from the song. And even post-2000, we have not reached the fin de siecle. Or are the cycles just becoming shorter?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/10554882090</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/10554882090</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 12:48:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>World on a Wire</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loqscnO2Vp1qz839jo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;World on a Wire&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/7930281755</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/7930281755</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 11:57:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Not the Top 25 Articles from the Journal of Chromatography A</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;!-- Converted from text/plain format --&gt;Well, well, well… another list of stuff that you don’t care about.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;And to think, I was just going to give you the Top 25 Articles from the Journal of Chromatography A…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Instead, I can give you the &lt;a target="_self" href="http://top25.sciencedirect.com/index.php?acc=t&amp;cat_id=31"&gt;ScienceDirect Top 25 Articles across ALL subject areas, January to March 2011&lt;/a&gt;. Awesome!(?)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;1. Encapsulation of polyphenols - a review • Review article&lt;br/&gt;Trends in Food Science &amp; Technology, Volume 21, Issue 10, October 2010, Pages 510-523&lt;br/&gt;Fang, Z.; Bhandari, B.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;2. The Hallmarks of Cancer • Review article&lt;br/&gt;Cell, Volume 100, Issue 1, January 2000, Pages 57-70&lt;br/&gt;Hanahan, D.; Weinberg, R.A.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;3. Hallmarks of Cancer: The Next Generation • Review article&lt;br/&gt;Cell, Volume 144, Issue 5, March 2011, Pages 646-674&lt;br/&gt;Hanahan, D.; Weinberg, Robert A.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;4. Intercellular Nanotubes Mediate Bacterial Communication • Article&lt;br/&gt;Cell, Volume 144, Issue 4, February 2011, Pages 590-600&lt;br/&gt;Dubey, G.P.; Ben-Yehuda, S.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;5. Synthesis of multifractional Gaussian noises based on variable-order fractional operators • Article&lt;br/&gt;Signal Processing, Volume 91, Issue 7, July 2011, Pages 1645-1650&lt;br/&gt;Sheng, H.; Sun, H.; Chen, Y.; Qiu, T.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;6. Robust FIR equalization for time-varying communication channels with intermittent observations via an LMI approach • Article&lt;br/&gt;Signal Processing, Volume 91, Issue 7, July 2011, Pages 1651-1658&lt;br/&gt;Zhang, H.; Shi, Y.; Saadat Mehr, A.; Huang, H.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;7. Users of the world, unite! The challenges and opportunities of Social Media • Article&lt;br/&gt;Business Horizons, Volume 53, Issue 1, January 2010, Pages 59-68&lt;br/&gt;Kaplan, A.M.; Haenlein, M.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;8. Reference Maps of Human ES and iPS Cell Variation Enable High-Throughput Characterization of Pluripotent Cell Lines • Article&lt;br/&gt;Cell, Volume 144, Issue 3, February 2011, Pages 439-452&lt;br/&gt;Bock, C.; Kiskinis, E.; Verstappen, G.; Gu, H.; Boulting, G.; Smith, Z.D.; Ziller, M.; Croft, G.F.; Amoroso, M.W.; Oakley, D.H.; Gnirke, A.; Eggan, K.; Meissner, A.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;9. Induction of Pluripotent Stem Cells from Mouse Embryonic and Adult Fibroblast Cultures by Defined Factors • Article&lt;br/&gt;Cell, Volume 126, Issue 4, August 2006, Pages 663-676&lt;br/&gt;Takahashi, K.; Yamanaka, S.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;10. Effect of daily aspirin on long-term risk of death due to cancer: analysis of individual patient data from randomised trials • Article&lt;br/&gt;The Lancet, Volume 377, Issue 9759, January 2011, Pages 31-41&lt;br/&gt;Rothwell, P.M.; Fowkes, F.G.R.; Belch, J.F.; Ogawa, H.; Warlow, C.P.; Meade, T.W.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;11. IL-7 Engages Multiple Mechanisms to Overcome Chronic Viral Infection and Limit Organ Pathology • Article&lt;br/&gt;Cell, Volume 144, Issue 4, February 2011, Pages 601-613&lt;br/&gt;Pellegrini, M.; Calzascia, T.; Toe, J.G.; Preston, S.P.; Lin, A.E.; Elford, A.R.; Shahinian, A.; Lang, P.A.; Lang, K.S.; Morre, M.; Assouline, B.; Lahl, K.; Sparwasser, T.; Tedder, T.F.; Paik, J.h.; DePinho, R.A.; Basta, S.; Ohashi, P.S.; Mak, T.W.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;12. Identification of Aneuploidy-Selective Antiproliferation Compounds • Article&lt;br/&gt;Cell, Volume 144, Issue 4, February 2011, Pages 499-512&lt;br/&gt;Tang, Y.C.; Williams, B.R.; Siegel, J.J.; Amon, A.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;13. Effects of a restricted elimination diet on the behaviour of children with attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder (INCA study): a randomised controlled trial • Article&lt;br/&gt;The Lancet, Volume 377, Issue 9764, February 2011, Pages 494-503&lt;br/&gt;Pelsser, L.M.; Frankena, K.; Toorman, J.; Savelkoul, H.F.; Dubois, A.E.; Pereira, R.R.; Haagen, T.A.; Rommelse, N.N.; Buitelaar, J.K.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;14. National, regional, and global trends in body-mass index since 1980: systematic analysis of health examination surveys and epidemiological studies with 960 country-years and 9.1 million participants • Article&lt;br/&gt;The Lancet, Volume 377, Issue 9765, February 2011, Pages 557-567&lt;br/&gt;Finucane, M.M.; Stevens, G.A.; Cowan, M.J.; Danaei, G.; Lin, J.K.; Paciorek, C.J.; Singh, G.M.; Gutierrez, H.R.; Lu, Y.; Bahalim, A.N.; Farzadfar, F.; Riley, L.M.; Ezzati, M.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;15. Paternally Induced Transgenerational Environmental Reprogramming of Metabolic Gene Expression in Mammals • Article&lt;br/&gt;Cell, Volume 143, Issue 7, December 2010, Pages 1084-1096&lt;br/&gt;Carone, B.R.; Fauquier, L.; Habib, N.; Shea, J.M.; Hart, C.E.; Li, R.; Bock, C.; Li, C.; Gu, H.; Zamore, P.D.; Meissner, A.; Weng, Z.; Hofmann, H.A.; Friedman, N.; Rando, O.J.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;16. Activation of Multiple Proto-oncogenic Tyrosine Kinases in Breast Cancer via Loss of the PTPN12 Phosphatase • Article&lt;br/&gt;Cell, Volume 144, Issue 5, March 2011, Pages 703-718&lt;br/&gt;Sun, T.; Aceto, N.; Meerbrey, Kristen L.; Kessler, Jessica D.; Zhou, C.; Migliaccio, I.; Nguyen, Don X.; Pavlova, Natalya N.; Botero, M.; Huang, J.; Bernardi, Ronald J.; Schmitt, E.; Hu, G.; Li, M.Z.; Dephoure, N.; Gygi, Steven P.; Rao, M.; Creighton, Cha&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;17. Skin Stem Cells Orchestrate Directional Migration by Regulating Microtubule-ACF7 Connections through GSK3¿ • Article&lt;br/&gt;Cell, Volume 144, Issue 3, February 2011, Pages 341-352&lt;br/&gt;Wu, X.; Shen, Q.T.; Oristian, D.S.; Lu, C.P.; Zheng, Q.; Wang, H.W.; Fuchs, E.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;18. Epigenetics in Alternative Pre-mRNA Splicing • Review article&lt;br/&gt;Cell, Volume 144, Issue 1, January 2011, Pages 16-26&lt;br/&gt;Luco, R.F.; Allo, M.; Schor, I.E.; Kornblihtt, A.R.; Misteli, T.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;19. Identification of Candidate IgG Biomarkers for Alzheimer’s Disease via Combinatorial Library Screening • Article&lt;br/&gt;Cell, Volume 144, Issue 1, January 2011, Pages 132-142&lt;br/&gt;Reddy, M.M.; Wilson, R.; Wilson, J.; Connell, S.; Gocke, A.; Hynan, L.; German, D.; Kodadek, T.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;20. Control of the Embryonic Stem Cell State • Review article&lt;br/&gt;Cell, Volume 144, Issue 6, March 2011, Pages 940-954&lt;br/&gt;Young, Richard A.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;21. Wnt Signaling Requires Sequestration of Glycogen Synthase Kinase 3 inside Multivesicular Endosomes • Article&lt;br/&gt;Cell, Volume 143, Issue 7, December 2010, Pages 1136-1148&lt;br/&gt;Taelman, V.F.; Dobrowolski, R.; Plouhinec, J.L.; Fuentealba, L.C.; Vorwald, P.P.; Gumper, I.; Sabatini, D.D.; De Robertis, E.M.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;22. Astrocyte-Neuron Lactate Transport Is Required for Long-Term Memory Formation • Article&lt;br/&gt;Cell, Volume 144, Issue 5, March 2011, Pages 810-823&lt;br/&gt;Suzuki, A.; Stern, Sarah A.; Bozdagi, O.; Huntley, George W.; Walker, Ruth H.; Magistretti, Pierre J.; Alberini, Cristina M.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;23. College students’social networking experiences on Facebook • Article&lt;br/&gt;Journal of Applied Developmental Psychology, Volume 30, Issue 3, May 2009, Pages 227-238&lt;br/&gt;Pempek, T.A.; Yermolayeva, Y.A.; Calvert, S.L.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;24. Endocrine Regulation of Male Fertility by the Skeleton • Article&lt;br/&gt;Cell, Volume 144, Issue 5, March 2011, Pages 796-809&lt;br/&gt;Oury, F.; Sumara, G.; Sumara, O.; Ferron, M.; Chang, H.; Smith, Charles E.; Hermo, L.; Suarez, S.; Roth, Bryan L.; Ducy, P.; Karsenty, G.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;25. Personality and motivations associated with Facebook use • Article&lt;br/&gt;Computers in Human Behavior, Volume 25, Issue 2, March 2009, Pages 578-586&lt;br/&gt;Ross, C.; Orr, E.S.; Sisic, M.; Arseneault, J.M.; Simmering, M.G.; Orr, R.R.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/6826577022</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/6826577022</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Jun 2011 10:23:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Aww man!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lli0mg5VIf1qz839jo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Aww man!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/5667425449</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/5667425449</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2011 14:37:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Guy rocking old school Ghostbusters 2 shirt on the subway</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li5m0sBjsY1qz839jo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Guy rocking old school Ghostbusters 2 shirt on the subway&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/3898610297</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/3898610297</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2011 14:10:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldz5yhw5wQ1qz839jo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/2455960178</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/2455960178</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 Dec 2010 03:23:02 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Ahh… new Amazon recommendations</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld0o0lC11J1qz839jo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ahh… new Amazon recommendations&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/2126231681</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/2126231681</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Dec 2010 12:16:30 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Happy thanksgiving!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Thanksgiving usually brings football and maybe The Godfather trilogy and turkey and apple pie. We’re gonna rock the turkey and apple pie. Our movie selection for the weekend, however: A Zed and Two Naughts The Killing Fields Badlands Velvet Goldmine Neighbors The Fountain Broken Contempt Grey Gardens Marina Abramovic documentaries&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/1677158131</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/1677158131</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Nov 2010 00:01:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Banned Books Week - September 25−October 2, 2010</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Lax as I may be, I would be remiss to not mention this.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a target="_self" href="http://www.ala.org/ala/issuesadvocacy/banned/bannedbooksweek/index.cfm"&gt;Banned Books Week - September 25−October 2, 2010&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;According to the Office for Intellectual Freedom, &lt;a target="_self" href="http://www.ala.org/ala/issuesadvocacy/banned/frequentlychallenged/challengedclassics/index.cfm"&gt;at least 46 of the Radcliffe Publishing Course Top 100 Novels of the 20th Century have been the target of ban attempts&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Number 19:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img width="200" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_O65YM8q1uZ8/RvfqErvPVII/AAAAAAAAAEs/TkRp5idAA84/s320/faulkner1.jpg" height="318"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/1082398285</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/1082398285</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Sep 2010 15:38:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Sriracha for days… for freegans</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l84ovrCZMM1qz839jo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sriracha for days… for freegans&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/1053905011</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/1053905011</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 12:14:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Golden Corral now has a Facebook Fan Page and Twitter page. (Golden Corral’s Noblesville,...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.goldencorral.com/"&gt;Golden Corral&lt;/a&gt; now has a &lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/goldencorral"&gt;Facebook Fan Page&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/GOLDENCORRAL"&gt;Twitter page&lt;/a&gt;. (&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Noblesville-IN/Golden-Corral/77398000512"&gt;Golden Corral’s Noblesville, Indiana location&lt;/a&gt; has their OWN Facebook page.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Company branding has now gone too far.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Both of these services are officially dead.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Note: please do not construe the above comment in any way denigrating toward Golden Corral, however, this company has no reason whatsoever to have a Facebook page or a Twitter feed.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There are many companies like this, but when the Facebook and Twitter icons showed up on a commercial this morning for Golden Corral… it felt to me the last straw. Maybe the straw should have broken earlier, but this instance is what did it for me.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am not “in advertising” nor do I watch “Mad Men,” but I do know “enough” about advertising as well as marketing - I am a consumer, among having other skills, natch - but the advertisers of today seem are getting pretty damned sloppy and I truly doubt that of the Internet had existed during the time frame of “Mad Men,” those guys would not rely on the truly lazy routes of “Web 2.0” Facebook and Twitter to “reach out to” or “track” consumer interest. Duh. This is what viral marketing is not. But Golden Corral could give my family some free buffet passes. I’ll take those and tell all my friends. Let’s get on that. Posthaste.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Update:&lt;/strong&gt; This post is also not intended to say something like Golden Corral is not “cool enough” for Facebook or Twitter. Quite the opposite. Golden Corral should be above that. It’s an advertising/marketing model that just does not seem to be the right direction (for almost anyone, IMHO). I’m probably wrong. Maybe the military appreciation they do/sponsor, etc. wasn’t building the sales they wanted. Maybe the marketing agency (or in-house team) wanted to experiment a bit or think outside the box or perhaps were even specifically tasked to explore this media zone. Or maybe someone at the top wanted to “connect” with a younger constituency/demographic/buffet eater. “Let’s drum up some business besides the repeat customer.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But something rose up inside of me to protest this… this… &lt;em&gt;abomination&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This advertising model sucks. Corporate Facebook Fan Pages? Corporate Twitter feeds? Golden Corral? I just don’t know how else to describe it. Yuck.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Update 2:&lt;/strong&gt; Golden Corral also has their own &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/GoldenCorral"&gt;page on Youtube&lt;/a&gt;. And local Golden Corrals can get their own Twitter feeds: &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/goldencorral/local"&gt;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/goldencorral/local"&gt;http://twitter.com/goldencorral/local&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As for stats: nearly 30,000 fans on Facebook, 800 followers on Twitter as of this posting. Weird.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img width="550" src="http://images.travelpod.com/users/jamaicamenutts/atlanta.1152565320.100_2278.jpg" height="413"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/926755233</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/926755233</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2010 07:45:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>permeate special like</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Oh! Nothing like the overwhelming scent of goulash cooking at 8am at the senior center around the block!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I learned from Bobby D that “they say the darkest hour starts right before the dawn.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Is the darkest hour now?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is not what “Meet me in the morning” is about.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But maybe the goulash is good and just takes time to simmer and bake and the flavors are infused in a special way. Very special. I will grant the possibility. I must also be permitted to say that it’s a weird morning blast that no one can, or should, quite ever be ready for.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am unsettled.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/898012711</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/898012711</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 09:31:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>A faint whiff of fresh-cut watermelon (and not some weird watermelon-scented perfume or body lotion...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;A faint whiff of fresh-cut watermelon (and not some weird watermelon-scented perfume or body lotion or spritz - or so I believe) on the subway platform (for a couple of very fleeting seconds) this morning was odd, but not unwelcome.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/870724202</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/870724202</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 09:28:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>this is in my basement. this is scary. you do not want to be in...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5vg9gOwQL1qz839jo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;this is in my basement. this is scary. you do not want to be in my basement.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/837499963</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/837499963</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 15:46:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Yeoju Ceramics Expo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5lzak8SPL1qz839jo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Yeoju Ceramics Expo&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/815775629</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/815775629</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 13:01:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5ihlpk0kU1qz839jo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/807648116</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/807648116</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 15:45:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>firemen bleed hydrant, or, blackberry pictures sure are lame</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4l0mt5NNq1qz839jo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;firemen bleed hydrant, or, blackberry pictures sure are lame&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/735249103</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/735249103</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2010 13:59:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>bbldldllrlrrrggghh</title><description>(((note: 5.2 stars on IMDB. Please!)))&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
[Earl is on the phone with Chic, the locksmith, and Vic is listening on the other line] &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Earl Keese: Hello, Chic? It's Earl. &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Chic: Earl! Earl who? &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Earl Keese: Hey, no jokes, will ya? I need the name of that locksmith you used that time. I broke a key off. I got two lunatics locked in my basement. &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Vic: [makes unintelligible noises] &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Chic: What? What did you say? &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Vic: [disguising voice] I said blow it out your ass, wimp. &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Chic: Is somebody on this line? &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Vic: Just you and me, asshole. &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Earl Keese: [to Enid] That bastard's on the phone! &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Chic: Well you called me, didn't ya? &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Earl Keese: Not you! &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Vic: Me! &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Earl Keese: Get off the line, Vic! &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Chic: Who's Vic? &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Earl Keese: He lives next door. &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Vic: Nobody lives next door, Earl! &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Chic: That's right! &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Earl Keese: Christ. &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Vic: Earl, have you been drinking? &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Chic: What the hell is going on? &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Earl Keese: Never mind, forget it! &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Vic: And don't ever call here again! &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
[click] &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
(((note: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082801/)))</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/726602590</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/726602590</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 17:16:32 -0400</pubDate><category>funnier in context</category></item><item><title>type slowly</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I know you ALL want a &lt;a href="http://www.usbtypewriter.com/"&gt;USB Typewriter&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;
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&lt;br/&gt; via: &lt;a href="http://gizmodo.com/5562649/the-usb-typewriter-makes-typing-on-ipad-even-slower"&gt;The USB Typewriter Makes Typing On iPad Even Slower&lt;/a&gt; on Gizmodo&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; (bonus Pavement points for the &lt;a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=type+slowly+pavement&amp;ie=utf-8&amp;oe=utf-8&amp;aq=t&amp;rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&amp;client=firefox-a"&gt;song title reference&lt;/a&gt; as the subject.)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/709686128</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/709686128</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 20:43:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Countdown... Twist Of Cain</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2zCuii_c0U&amp;feature=youtube_gdata"&gt;Countdown... Twist Of Cain&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://leftpedal.com/post/699645013</link><guid>http://leftpedal.com/post/699645013</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 23:26:08 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

