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  • (((note: 5.2 stars on IMDB. Please!)))
  • [Earl is on the phone with Chic, the locksmith, and Vic is listening on the other line]
  • Earl Keese: Hello, Chic? It's Earl.
  • Chic: Earl! Earl who?
  • Earl Keese: Hey, no jokes, will ya? I need the name of that locksmith you used that time. I broke a key off. I got two lunatics locked in my basement.
  • Vic: [makes unintelligible noises]
  • Chic: What? What did you say?
  • Vic: [disguising voice] I said blow it out your ass, wimp.
  • Chic: Is somebody on this line?
  • Vic: Just you and me, asshole.
  • Earl Keese: [to Enid] That bastard's on the phone!
  • Chic: Well you called me, didn't ya?
  • Earl Keese: Not you!
  • Vic: Me!
  • Earl Keese: Get off the line, Vic!
  • Chic: Who's Vic?
  • Earl Keese: He lives next door.
  • Vic: Nobody lives next door, Earl!
  • Chic: That's right!
  • Earl Keese: Christ.
  • Vic: Earl, have you been drinking?
  • Chic: What the hell is going on?
  • Earl Keese: Never mind, forget it!
  • Vic: And don't ever call here again!
  • [click]
  • (((note: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082801/)))